THE BOME CERAMICS STUDIO — EST. 4:04 AM
MEMES FADE. FIRED MEMES DON’T.
BOME at the pottery wheel, turning internet nonsense into permanent ceramic relics — one crooked masterpiece at a time. Shaped with complete confidence and absolutely no skill.
1,000,000,000 supply · fired on Solana · nothing comes out perfect — that is the point
THE WHEEL — drag in circles to throw
STUDIO NOTES — ENTRY 001
No training. One wheel.
A suspiciously hot kiln.
BOME tried preserving every meme, but digital files looked too tidy. Screenshots compress. Servers retire. Chains fork. So he opened a pottery studio with no training, one wheel, and a kiln that runs a little hotter than physics recommends.
Every joke becomes clay. The community chooses the glaze. BOME shapes it with complete confidence and absolutely no skill. What emerges is crooked, permanent, and impossible to reproduce perfectly.
The frog remains unimpressed. The memes become relics.
THE CENTERPIECE
The kiln decides.
You merely load it.
Choose a piece. Choose a glaze. Fire it and wait — or open early and learn about thermal shock the honest way. Every kiln opening is a gacha pull the ancient world already understood.
1 · CHOOSE GREENWARE
2 · CHOOSE GLAZE
THE SHELF — recent firings
0 pieces fired · 0 explosions survived
RELIC SPECIFICATIONS
Test tiles for $BOMEKILN
Four tiles from the spec board. Dipped once, fired once, argued about forever.
KILN TELEMETRY
PREHEATING — awaiting contract address
Readings via Dexscreener once the relic is catalogued. The pyrometer does not do price predictions.
THE WEEKLY RITUAL
The Kiln Drop
Once a week the studio takes submissions. The community votes. One meme wins the wheel — and comes back as a numbered ceramic relic with its own glaze palette. Forever is a materials problem, and we solve it weekly.
SUBMIT
Post your meme under the weekly Kiln Drop thread on X. Wet clay accepts everything.
VOTE
The community picks one winner. Democracy, but for pottery.
FIRE
The winner is shaped, glazed and fired into that week's numbered Kiln Drop — a relic with its own palette, archived forever.
FIRING SCHEDULE — NEW COLLECTORS
How to buy $BOMEKILN
Four segments. Ramp slowly. Hold at peak. Do not open the kiln.
Warm up a wallet
Get Phantom on desktop or mobile. This is the candling phase — nothing dramatic yet.
Load SOL
Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your wallet. Fuel for the burner.
Swap for $BOMEKILN
Open pump.fun , paste the CA, swap. Peak temperature. Glazes are moving.
Soak at peak
Fired pieces need time. Opening the kiln early is how mugs crack. You know this now.
THE PLAN, AS A TEMPERATURE
The firing curve
Roadmaps get revised. Firing curves get followed — the kiln has opinions about shortcuts.
- CANDLING · DONE
Studio built
Art fired, ticker chosen, wheel oiled, kiln lit.
- BISQUE · NOW
Launch on pump.fun
CA drops, the door closes, first firing begins.
- GLAZE FIRE
Kiln Drop #001
First community meme voted, thrown and fired. The ritual starts.
- CONE 10
The relic gallery
The shelf fills. Drops get their own palettes. Museums start calling; we let it ring.
- COOLING
Never
The kiln stays warm. That's the whole trick.
The kiln is lit.
The wheel is spinning.
Bring a meme. Choose a glaze. Come out crooked with the rest of us.